*Vanellope paces back and forth of the Throne Room angrily as she talks sarcastically* Today's the best day ever, wouldn't ya say?
First, Gloyd covers all of Game Central Station with sugar! Man, it was just AWESOME when Surge Protector yelled at me! And it'll be even better when Stink Brain finds out! And then, me an' Candlehead got into a fight! Isn't that awesome?! And who knows what Swizzle was talking to Rancis about that caused him to keep pointing at me! Then I get tenth in the Roster, so no racing for me tomorrow!
*she groans and sits on the throne that was formally where King Candy's kart would be parked. Now it was a normal throne